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How ‘Drunk’ Were You? – Synonyms

Synonyms to Drunk



– A couple of chapters into the novel

– Alcoholled

– Ambushed

– Annihilated

– A public mess

– A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don’t fall down)

– Backwards

– Banged up on sauce (England)

– Bassackwards

– Beligerant

– Bent

– Besoffen (German)

– Besotted

– Bladdered

– Blitzed

– Blitzkrieged

– Blotto

– Blowin’ a 2

– Bombarded

– Bombed

– Borracho (Spanish)

– Brahms (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)

– Broken

– Bullet (Tennessee)

– Butt wasted

– Buzzed

– Canceled

– Chemically imbalanced

– Comblasted

– Comblinded

– Cracked

– Cranked

– Crocked

– Cued up

– Derailed

– Down the creek

– Drita (Norwegian)

– Embalmed

– Fermented

– Floatin’

– Frayed

– Fubar

– Fucked up

– Fully kroizoned

– Furschnickered

– Gansado (Portuguese)

– Gone

– Gone Borneo

– Hammered

– Happy

– Has a package on

– Hummin’

– Humored

– Hurting a turtle

– Impaired

– In a ditch

– Inebriated

– Influenced

– In rare form

– Intoxicated

– Jazzed

– Jiggered

– Just south of bejesus

– Keilazarus (Holland)

– Keyed

– K.O.’d

– Lazarus (Holland)

– Leanin’

– Leaked

– Leg-less

– Licked

– Liquored up

– Lit

– Lit up

– Loaded

– Locked

– Logged (Canadian, eh)

– Looped

– Lubed up

– Lushed

– Marinated

– Mareado (Spanish)

– Messed up

– Mingin'(Scottish)

– Not so Farfrompuken

– Off of his trolley

– Off ya face (Australia)

– Off ya nut (Australia)

– Ossified

– Out of his tree (Australia)

– Out of it

– Pealaid (S. Louisiana)

– Pickled

– Pie eyed

– Pished out his face

– Pissed

– Pissed a newt

– Pissin’

– Plastered

– Plowed over

– Poegaai (South African)

– Poisoned

– Polluted

– Possessed

– Put one on

– Quaffed

– Rat-arsed (London)

– Redirected

– Reekin’ (Scottish)

– Ripped

– Rocked

– Rooked

– Roped

– Saturated

– Sauced

– Schlonkered

– Schnockered

– Schtumphy

– Scuppered

– Screwed

– Seasoned

– Shellacked

– Shickered (Aussie)

– Shit faced

– Shithoused

– Silly

– Slambasted

– Slammed

– Slickered

– Slobbered

– Sloshed

– Sloppy

– Slozzled

– Smashed

– Smoked

– Smuckered

– Smurfed Up

– Snockered

– Soaked

– So lit you could read by him

– So wet he ripples

– Sodden

– Soused

– Spanked

– Squashed

– Squiffy

– Stewed

– Stoned

– Stooped

– Stupid

– Stupified

– Tanked

– Tatered

– Tepo (Spanish)

– Three sheets to the wind

– Throwed off

– Tied one on

– Tipped

– Tipsey

– Toasted

– Topped off

– To’ up from the flo’ up

– Toxic

– Tuned up

– Trashed

– Trounced

– Tweeked

– Under the influence

– Unsober

– Wasted

– Well oiled

– Wet

– Wicked retarded (Boston)

– Wobbly

– Wrecked

– Zipped

– Zonked









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