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- DNC Agenda - New and Improved
DNC Agenda - New and Improved
Recently submitted joke but I improved it with names of famous people: - Yvonne
Official 2004 Democrat National Convention Program
DNC Program
OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM
2:00pm - Pre-Ceremonney Concerd by: Barbra Streisand
3:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
4:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
6:00pm - Opening of United States flag burning ceremony by Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon
6:15pm - Tribute theme song to Germany sung by John Mellencamp
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1 moderated by Woody Harrelson
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme song to France sung by Madonna
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain sung by the Dixie Chicks and Willie Nelson
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. moderated by Michael Moore
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony performed by Rosie O'Donnell
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - United States Flag burning ceremony no. 2. by Alec Baldwin and Richard Gere
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN (with the word God omitted) by Rep. James McDermott
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
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