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I have nothing intelligent to say.- - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV
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Today's Featured Humour : -)
37
Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines

3. 
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.



5.  Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



11.  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.



15.  Are those real?



24.  My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.



27.  My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.



29.  My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.



34.  Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???



36.  I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.




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: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1261

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Mini-Me's Car?: 
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7 Reasons Not to Go To The Gym: 
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The  Featured Pix Category This
Week :-)  Osama
bin Laden  

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The Top News Articles & Humour for the
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The Featured News & Humour Category This
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