Gov. Gray Davis got a chance to reshape his staid public image with a cameo appearance Friday on David Letterman's ``Late Show.''
The second governor in U.S. history to be recalled from office, Davis has never been known for his sense of humor. Nevertheless, the Democrat jumped at the chance Thursday to tape the popular ``Top Ten'' countdown for Letterman, offering bits of advice to his Republican successor, actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
10. ``When you realize you don't know what you're doing, give me a call.''
9. ``Baby oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa.''
8. ``Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson.''
7. (Sorry, joke No. 7 was recalled).
6. ``To improve your approval rating, go on Leno; when you get kicked out, go on Letterman.''
5. ``Study the master -- George W. Bush.'' (Laughs) ``Ah, I'm just kidding.''
4. ``You could solve the deficit problem by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3.'''
3. ``If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'''
2. ``While giving a speech, never say, 'Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara ... same thing.'''
1. ``It's pronounced 'California.'''
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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