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"A positive attitude may not solve all your
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Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to
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Today's Featured Humour : -)
36 Tech Support Idiot Sightings  

3. Tech Support: "What does the screen say
now."

Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support: "Well?"

Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"



10. I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"



15. I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I finished with it, because he needed to keep it.



23. This guy calls in to complain that he gets "access denied" message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters.

TECH SUPPORT: "O.K., let's try once more, but use lower case letters."

CUSTOMER: "Oh, but I only have capital letters on my keyboard."



26. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.



29. A Dell technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.



33. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

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The  Featured Pix Category This
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The Featured News & Humour Category This
Week :-)   Computers
- Programmers - Nerds

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