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Today's Featured Humour : -)
26 Items to Never Put on Your Resume  

These
are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21,

1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:



2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.



6. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.



8. Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.



12. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.



14. I am loyal to my employer at all costs ... Please feel free to respond to my
resume on my office voice mail.



19. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.



21. Note: Please don't miscontrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a
job.



24. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

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Gubernatorial Campaign

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