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Vol 217 10-5-03 - 28 If Redneck Men Ruled The World....

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G M:   So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any
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S:   Yes, thirteen.

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S:   Well, I love my husband.

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28  If Redneck Men Ruled The World... 



3. When a wife really needed to talk to him during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 



6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. 



14. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, he could present his wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!" 



15. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 



19. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 



20. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers. 



23. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year. 




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