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"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who
are." --Groucho Marx
G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any
children?
S: Yes, thirteen.
G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
S: Well, I love my husband.
G M: Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a
while.
Groucho Marx, on You Bet Your Life
Today's Featured Humour : -)
28 If Redneck Men Ruled The World...
3. When a wife really needed to talk to him during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
14. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, he could present his wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
15. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
19. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
20. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
23. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ;-)
Rush's Drug Pusher Maid Outed!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12220
Cruz's Nasty Sister: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12174
Arnold's In the Money: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12192
Ariana Secretly Wants Arnold: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12175
Kate Moss Slips: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12180
Welcome to My Island: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12190
Why Men Shouldn't Wear Lycra: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12197
Jacko's Scaring Little Kids: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=12199
SST Concordes Last Flight Escorted by RAF
Red Arrows: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=9
The Featured Pix Category This
Week :-) Crazy
California Guv's Recall
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=67
The Top News Articles & Humour for the
Week :-)
Actual Moron Letter From State of Michigan: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4923
The Four Dimensions of $ E X: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4918
Fun Memories: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4924
Wit & Wisdom of Will: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4925
The Featured News & Humour Category This
Week :-) Cities
- States - Regions
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.adp?joke_category_id=36
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