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Vol 214 9-25-03 - 35 Things Never to Say to a Cop

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"This world is a tragedy to those who feel; a
comedy to those who think." -- Horace Walpole (in a letter to Horace Mann!)


"The government is like a baby's alimentary
canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the
other." --Ronald Reagan


"If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free." --P.J. O'Rourke


Today's Featured Humour : -)

35 Things
Not to Say to a Cop...



3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?



6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.



9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.



12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at
McDonalds?



23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!



25. No, offi, offic, lucifer...I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to
dog.



29. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!



35. What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?




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