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Quotes & Toasts of the Day ;-) 
 

"I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's
face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing."



"Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far
away."



"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something
else."

Today's Featured Humour : -)
75
Profound (but Strange) Questions 

If
7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?



If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?



If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? 



If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?



If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a
yellow?



If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? 



If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?



If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way
they do?



If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?



If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become
disoriented?




For ALL
75 go
here:  http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=660





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Amazing Hitch Hiker in this Acura: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=27

Check Out The Damage Caused by Hurricane Isabel: 
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The  Featured Pix Category This
Week :-)  
Strange Animations (Middle)   

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The Top News Articles & Humour for the
Week :-)

Singing the Blues - The Do's & Don'ts: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4879

Cops - Top 100 Bumper Stickers: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4873

Family Shame: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4878

Hurricanes - A Perspective: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4874

The Featured News & Humour Category This
Week :-)   Southern
Crackers - Red Necks 

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