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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the
hydrant."-- Unknown

"I was born by cesarean
section, but you can't really tell. Except that when I leave my house, I always
go out the window." - Steven Wright 

"My doctor told
me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless there are three other
people." Orsen Welles

Today's Feature:  -

 26 NEW Office Words Terms and Definitions

2.
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible.



6. Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the
employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.



9. Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning
to leave the company or department soon.



10. 404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
"404-URL Not Found," meaning that the requested web page could not be
located. Used as in: "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."



17. Idea Hamsters - People who always seem to have their idea generators
running.



19. Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.



21. Starter Marriage - A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce
with no kids, no property and no regrets.



26. Yuppie Food Stamps - The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs
everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We owe
$8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."

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