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Quotes & Toasts of the Day 
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"What
makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a
future in politics?"

Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor
of Carmel

"A fellow
with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy
Duck."

Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

Today's Feature:  -
 37
Reasons You Know You're From a Small Town - If..

3.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.



4. You used to drag "main."



6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since
you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't (same goes with the
game warden).



14. You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn
by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of
the track field).



18. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty",
but is actually just like your town.



25. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.



28. Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.



37. You laugh your head off reading this because you know they're all true and
forward it to everyone who lives in your town!

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