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Quotes & Toasts of the Day 
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"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry Youngman. 



"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" Steven Wright. 



"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter
Ustinov.
(grunt)

Today's Feature:  -
33 Unique Descriptions of Losers 



Useful descriptions of people you deal with every day 



2. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 



5. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. 



13. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 



17. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 



19. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. 



24. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. 



30. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 



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