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-Top 10 Ways to Choose The Next Governor Of California
10. Let Gray Davis and Arnold fight to the finish in "Mortal Combat".
9. Send all the male candidates to have sex with Mary Carey...the one left "standing" wins.
8. Give Gary Coleman a ladder and a hammer, and let him knock out the competition
7. Let the Hollywood critics cast the deciding votes
6. The "Survivor" solution: Take all the candidates to Alcatraz, and whoever can swim back first wins
5. Play "Win, Lose or Draw" until a winner is decided
4. Let them all spin the "big wheel" on the Price Is Right set
3. In pure California style, admit them all into the Betty Ford Clinic and see who is released first
2. Bring Ronald Reagan into the mix...whoever he recognizes first wins!
and the number one way to choose the next Governor of California....
Whoever can lift a Volkswagon wins!
Submitted by Bill W.
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