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Top 10 Campaign Slogans For Mary Carey & Angelyne
The Top 10 Mary Carey Slogans
10. For Once, Let the People Screw the Governor
9. Well-Prepared to Handle Those Pricks in the State Senate
8. I Challenge 100-Year-Old Candidate Mathilda Spak to a Topless Debate -- Any Time, Anywhere!
7. Now You Can Chuckle Knowingly When Someone Says the Governor Sucks
6. Dying to Get in Bed With Special Interest Groups... and Film It!
5. I'll Provide 'Jobs for the Entire State
4. Free Trial Campaign Speeches -- No Credit Card Needed!
3. I'm NOTHING Like That Publicity-Whore, Angelyne
2. Ohmygod, Your Ballot Is So Big! I Couldn't Possibly... Oh... Oh! My! God! Yes! Vote Me, Baby! Vote Me Hard!
and the Number 1 Mary Carey Campaign Slogan...
1. A Lickin' in Every Spot
The Top 10 Angelyne Campaign Slogans
10. I'll Raise Something Other Than Your Taxes
9. Bringing the Silicone to Silicon Valley
8. Can Anyone Possibly Be More Vapid Than Gray Davis? YES!
7. TWICE the Boob Your One Vote Usually Gets You
6. Let's Get California Back in the Pink (Corvette, That Is)
5. Don't Think, Just Vote for Me! Hurry Up! Six Feet Under Is On in Twenty Minutes!
4. If I Can Balance These Puppies, I Can Balance the Budget
3. I'm NOTHING Like That Publicity-Whore, Mary Carey
2. Bigger Breasts Than Any Candidate Except Arnold
and the Number 1 Angelyne Campaign Slogan...
1. The Governor's Mansion Needs a New Set of Knockers
Submitted by Randy R
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