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-Top 10 Questions On Arnold For Guv Hotline
Top Ten Questions Received by the Schwarzenegger For Governor Hotline
10. "What's Arnold's poorly-worded plan to fix the economy?"
9. "Why is Arnold campaigning in St. Louis?"
8. "Will he govern shirtless?"
7. "Is he going to take a leave of absence if he becomes pregnant again?"
6. "Just to clarify -- will he be back?"
5. "When is this Governor movie coming out?"
4. "Did Arnold get the egg I tossed to him?"
3. "Is this the Tom Arnold for Governor hotline?"
2. "Can you tell Mr. Schwarzenegger his steroid shipment has arrived?"
1. "What time is tonight's group sex fundraiser?
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Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Debate Conditions
10. Questions may be answered in English, German, or a combination of both
9. Long breaks to allow screenwriters to craft candidates' responses
8. Debate ends when gasoline truck plows through wall and Arnold gets everyone out just before the whole place blows up
7. Candidates may use their time to show 90-second clip from "Terminator"
6. No tricky words like "budget" or "Sacramento"
5. Attire -- bathing suit and baby oil
4. Candidate receives standard 30-million dollar fee, plus 10 percent of box office gross
3. Moderator -- Lou Ferrigno
2. No questions that can't be answered "I'll be back"
1. Arnold must win
Submitted by Randy R
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