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Vol 208 - 9-04-03 - 60 Strange Hand Made Signs
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Quotes & Toasts of the Day -
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."--Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."
--A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
Today's Feature: - 60 Strange Hand Made Signs!
3. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law." --Sisters of Mercy
6. In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
14. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
18. Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
27. On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
33. On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
40. In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
44. In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
46. On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission."
51. In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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