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"I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally
ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are
apparently doing quite well for themselves." - Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm
about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my
foot." - Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

Today's Feature:  -TOP
20 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:



17) You've got Windows on your laptop.



14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.



12) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...



9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.



5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
"Hillary."



2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?




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