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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have
to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.  What is
the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"  -- Warren  Hutcherson

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"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.  Monogamy is the
same."   -- Oscar Wilde 
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"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution
yet." -- Mae West 

Today's Feature:  - 48 Reasons Why Dogs are Better Than Women 



3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. 



6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. 



11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. 



17. Dogs don't shop. 



23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. 



28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album. 



32. Dogs never expect gifts. 



37. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 



44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. 



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