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"No diet will remove all the fat from your body
because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all
you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey



"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." -
Jim Eason



"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a
car." - Carrie Snow



"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Ziggy (Tom Wilson)

Today's Feature:  - 

15 Things
My Mother Taught Me: 



4. My mother taught me LOGIC: 

"Because I said so, that's why!" 



5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: 

"Be sure you wear clean underwe@r in case you're in an accident." 



7. My mother taught me about OSMOSIS: 

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" 



13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: 

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 



14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: 

"Stop acting like your father!" 




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