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Vol 194, 7-17-03 - 35 You're Po'White trash if...
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"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks." -- Joe E. Lewis
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"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call." -- Richard Lewis
Today's Feature: - 35 - You might be Po'White Trash if..
2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.
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