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Vol 192, 7-10-03 - Top 10 Reasons For Being a Certain Nationality
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Today's Feature: - Top 10 Reasons for being a Certain Nationality
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
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3. You get to eat jungle food like snails and frog's legs
9. You don't have to bother with toilets
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :
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8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
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5. Union jack underpants
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :
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5. Can wear sunglasses indoors
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
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2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :
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2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
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10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN :
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1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murderer that no other nation would touch with a barge pole.
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