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Vol 190, 7-03-03 - "PUN" Alert
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Quotes & Toasts of the Day -
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Those are my principles; if you don't like them...I have others." - Groucho Marx
Today's Feature: - 10 World Class 'Puns"
Off to the Punitentiary for you!
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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To All My Crackpot Friends: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=4582
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