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Vol 188, 6-26-03 - 63 Ways To Annoy Baby Boomers
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"If a government were put in charge of the Sahara Desert, within five years, they'd have a shortage of sand." - Milton Friedman
"Every mighty oak was once just a nut who stood his ground." unknown
Today's Humour: - 63 Ways To Annoy Baby Boomers
Ask them if they lived on a commune.
Point out that all of the characters in "The Big Chill" were incredible losers. Ditto for "Thirtysomething".
Tell them you don't care where they were when Kennedy was shot.
Remind them of "Laugh-In."
Point out that your rent is less than their property taxes.
Dig up pictures of them wearing technicolor polyester leisure suits. Distribute them freely.
Point out that Generation Xers will be teaching their (remaining) children.
"What was life like before Velveeta?"
When they refer to Woodstock say, "Well, I liked Snoopy better. He didn't talk with those little exclamation points."
Ask them if they have found themselves yet.
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