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"You know your children have grown up
when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they
are going." - Unknown

"If a woman has to choose between catching a
fly ball and saving an  infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's
life without even considering if  there is a man on base." -- Dave
Barry 

Today's Humour:  - 
40 Top Country
Western Lines...



39. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed



35. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



24. I've Got The Hungries For Your L0ve And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line



20. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)



13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him



7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In



5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly





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