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"I once had a rose named after me and I was
very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue:
" No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."  Eleanor
Roosevelt

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as
possible." George Burns

"Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people
only once a year." Victor Borge

Today's Humour:  - 
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New sayings that should be on buttons...



2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.



13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.



18. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.



25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?



30. A PBS mind in an MTV world.



33. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.



34. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."



42. And which dwarf are you?



52. Adults are just kids who owe money.



61. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.



67. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.






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