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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just
happy to see me," Mae West

"The two most common elements in the universe
are hydrogen and stupidity" -- Albert Einstein

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Shameful is the one that, having heroes - Forgets them!

Today's Humour:  - 
23
Real Answering Machine Messages... 



2. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. 

Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. 



7. Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so, at the sound of the tone, please hang up. 



17. Hello, this is Sid. I've got a puppy in one hand and a Smith & Wesson .38 in the other. Leave a message or the puppy gets it. 



19. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. 



22. Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.






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