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Today's Humour:  - 
35 Things Not to Say to a Cop



3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?



6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.



12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonalds?



23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!



25. No, offi, offic,luc1fer...I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.



29. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!



33. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.



35. What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?






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