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Quotes & Toasts of the Day 
- If's

" If you can't be kind, at least have the
decency to be vague."



" If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody."



" If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame."

Today's Humour:  -  
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32 Greatest Insults



"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin
it for me."



"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the
need for therapy..."



"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this
knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."



"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!



"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've
broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."



"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." 

"You
are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one
life jacket...I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."




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