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Quotes & Toasts of the Day 
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"Do you mind if I sit back a little?
Because your breath is very bad."- - - Donald Trump (to Larry King)



"What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a
dork?"- - - John McEnroe (to a spectator at a tennis match)



"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"- - - Don Rickles (to David
Letterman on 02/5/96 "Late Show")

Today's Humour:  -  


The Shower Test/Quiz

When
you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?



a) chest

b) face

c) armpits

d) hair

e) privates

f) shoulders

g) others

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