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 "When I'm feeling down, I
like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and
choke himself."



 "If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."



" Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain."



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Those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.



Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese



I almost had a psychic G1RLfriend but she left me before we met



Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.



Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding



Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.



If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get $ucked into jet engines



I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week



I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol



Televangelists: The PR0 Wrestlers of religion.



Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...



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