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I have a spelling chequer

It came with my PC;

It plainly marks four m revue

Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this hole poem threw it

I'm sure your pleased too no.

It's letter perfect in it's weigh,

My chequer tolled me sew.

Today's Humour:  -  34
- She's
So Fat.......

2. When she dances, she makes the band skip. 



7. When she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts. 



13. When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. 



14. When she gets in the elevator, it HAS to go down. 



19. When she crosses the street, cars look out for her. 



23. Her blood type is Ragu. 



32. When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! 



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