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"To escape criticism--do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard)



"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." (Eric Hoffer)



"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." (Sir Francis Bacon)



"The mind's direction is more important than its progress." (Joseph Joubert)

Today's Humor:  -  80
Murphy's Combat Laws 

Friendly
fire - isn't.

Recoilless rifles - aren't.

Suppressive fires - won't.



-Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a
bullet on you.



-Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.



-There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.



-Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.



-Incoming fire has the right of way.



-No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.



-No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.



-If the enemy is within range, so are you.



-The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly
fire.



-Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.



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