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Vol 165, 4-6-03 -Things to NEVER Say To a Cop
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
"An appeaser feeds the crocodile in the hope that it will
eat him last." Winston Churchill
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -
Mitch Ratliffe
Today's Humor: - 29
Suggestions of what NOT to say if you get pulled over
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
5. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
13. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car on
the around - that's how far ahead of me they are.
16. Oh yeah? If you knew anything at all, you wouldn't BE just a traffic cop!
18. I'm surprised you stopped me! Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
21. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
25. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . you wuss!
27. Hey, wasn't that your daughter on Second Avenue ?
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