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Today's Humor:  -  37
- You're From a Small Town if...



5. You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.



8. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old they'd tell your parents anyhow).



11. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.



14. You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).



19. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people".



22. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.



32. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.



34. The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

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