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their having guns doesn't serve the State." –Heinrich Himmler

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Today's Humor:  -  Astrological
Signs & Light Bulbs




How many
members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?



ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?



TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless
and should be thrown away.



GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!



CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the
grieving process.



LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a
Virgo in to do the

job for them while they're out.



VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.



LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay
with you?



SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the

Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.



SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?



CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.



AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....



PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

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