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"As a matter of fact" is an expression
that precedes many an expression that isn't."

"A good leader inspires others with confidence
in him; a great leader inspires them with confidence in themselves."

"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters
from a kick in the pants."



"A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock."

Today's Humor:  -  70
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Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding



Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get $ucked into jet engines



I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol



I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy



24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?



If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?



I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.



Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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