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"The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet
babysitters."- - - David Letterman (about Warren Beatty, 1991)

"His favorite exercise is climbing tall people."-
- - Phyllis Diller (about Mickey Rooney)



"He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive
power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce."- - -
Fintan O'Toole, film critic, (about Quentin Tarantino)"

Today's Humor:  -  26
Actual Label Instructions




Here are
some actual label instructions on consumer products;



1. On a blanket from Taiwan -

NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.



4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink

AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.



8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles

OPEN OTHER END.



10. On a Sears hairdryer -

DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.



14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -

PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.



16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -

FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.



21. On a child's superman costume -

WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.



24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron

DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.



26. On Nytol sleep aid

WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

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