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"She bellies up to the gourmet cracker-barrel and delivers laid-back wisdom with the serenity of a down-home Buddha who has discovered that stool softeners really work."
- - - Florence King (about Molly Ivins)



"To those she did not like . . . she was a stiletto made of sugar."- - - John Mason Brown (about Dorothy Parker)"

Today's Humor:  -  THE
2 DOZEN MALE COMMANDMENTS



3. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem--you didn't see nothin'.



10. Things that you can always cheat on: your taxes, the SAT's, and your resume. Things you can never cheat on: golf, darts, poker.



11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines the pit stops, not the weakest.



13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.



16. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if you secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.



17. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.



22. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible "I recognize you" nod is all the conversation you need.



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