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Things To NEVER Say To a Cop



3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?



6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.



9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.



12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at
McDonalds?



18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained
specialist.



23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!



26. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110



31. Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!



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