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"According
to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their
eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of
liars."



 "Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again."



 "All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism."

Today's Humor:  -  36
Things You Would Love to Say - But Can't!

2.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.



6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.



11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.



14. Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.



20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.



26. If I throw a stick, will you leave?



33. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?



36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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