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"Do not
confuse what you hear with what I mean."

"Worldliness is what any particular culture
does to make sin look normal and righteousness look strange."--David Wells

"People who insult others are jerks."

"I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't
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Today's Humor:  -  50
I
Didn't Really Say That - Did I?

DID
I REALLY SAY THAT?



Question:

-----If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer:

-----"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because
if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.



"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life."

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign.



"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country."

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.



"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
president."

-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.



"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public
mind."

-- General William Westmoreland.



"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher
incomes than others."

-- Gerry Brown.



"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

-- Lee Iacocca.



"Please provide the date of your death."

-- From an IRS letter.




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