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"When wealth is lost, nothing is
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"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the
wise forgive but do not forget."



"Isn't the hardest thing in life knowing which bridges to cross and which
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Today's Humor:  -  30
signs your HMO is cheap

The
trend towards lower cost Health Maintenance Organizations has many Americans
worried. Here are the "Top 30 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO"



2. Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure,"



5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.



9. Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.



12. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.



17. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter
the trailer park,"



21. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.



27. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
goodwill last month.





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