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- Iowa Temperature Conversion Chart
Iowa TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (Fahrenheit)
At +70º -
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Iowa go swimming in the Lakes.
At +60º -
North Carolinians start turning on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
At +50º -
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Iowa sunbathe.
At +40º -
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.
At +20º -
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.
At +15º -
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 0º -
People in Miami begin freezing to death...
Iowans lick the flagpole.
At -20º -
Californians evacuate to Mexico.
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
At -40º -
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
At -60º -
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Iowa Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
At -80º -
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Iowa rent some videos.
At -100º -
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
At -297º -
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Iowa complain about farmers with cold hands.
At -460º -
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Iowa start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
At -500º - Hell freezes over.
Iowa State Wins The Rose Bowl !
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