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Vol 142, 1-16-03 - TEST - How Corrupt Are You?

Are you ready to review some of the best Humour and Pictures
on the
Internet?



Last
Sunday, this e-letter detailed how StrangeCosmos.com was the first to break the
News about the Blonde PETA
protester, Kayla Worden
actually being born Kevin. Your response has been
tremendous!


The
Article
which details the embarrassing life and antics of this gender
confused exhibiti0nist was the Most read story for the following three days.
Some of your comments were priceless as well!


Enough free publicity though - we've
got important entertainment work to do for you - so here we go!
 


Get ready to jump into something
"Strange!"
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html



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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Netta English



"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." Lynda Montgomery



"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson



"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" Warren Hutcherson




Today's Humour:  -  50
Question Corruption Test


How $leazy
Are You ? (Score over 200 : Seek Help)



2,   Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2
points)



10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5 points)



25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite $ex ? (5 points)



27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned /
incapacitated ? (4 points)



32, Ever contracted a STD? (12 points)



45, Ever bought something in a $ex shop ? (3 points)



Click here for all 50 Questions and Results : http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1026




MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES


Put Your Little Babies to Work!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=957


5 Cool Sand Sculptures: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=9



16 Pix from the American Music Awards: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=52



Hip-Hugger Jeans Could be a Health Hazard!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7912



If Women Ran the Prison System:  http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7652



Dubya -Uncle Sam & the Flag: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7878



The  Featured Picture Category this week: MISC:
All Kinds of Strange Unclassified Stuff



http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=8



The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:



Scary but True Travel Stories About our
CongressCritters: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3823



The Newspaper You Read Tells a Lot About You!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3827



Tech Support Responds to Problems w/ Husband 1.0: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3825



Thoughts on "Who Likes America.": http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3806



The Featured News & Humor Category this week: Colleges,
Universities, High School, Teachers



http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.adp?joke_category_id=10

Are you ready to review some of the best Humour and Pictures
on the
Internet?



Last
Sunday, this e-letter detailed how StrangeCosmos.com was the first to break the
News about the Blonde
PETA
protester, Kayla Worden
actually being born Kevin. Your response has been
tremendous!


The
Article
which details the embarrassing life and antics of this gender
confused exhibiti0nist was the Most read story for the following three days.
Some of your comments were priceless as well!


Enough free publicity though - we've
got important entertainment work to do for you - so here we go! 


Get ready to jump into something
"Strange!"
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html



QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY  -  


"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Netta English



"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." Lynda Montgomery



"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson



"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" Warren Hutcherson




Today's Humour:  -  50
Question Corruption Test


How $leazy
Are You ? (Score over 200 : Seek Help)



2,   Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2
points)



10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5 points)



25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite $ex ? (5 points)



27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned /
incapacitated ? (4 points)



32, Ever contracted a STD? (12 points)



45, Ever bought something in a $ex shop ? (3 points)



Click here for all 50 Questions and Results : http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1026




MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES


Put Your Little Babies to Work!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=957


5 Cool Sand Sculptures: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=9



16 Pix from the American Music Awards: http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=52



Hip-Hugger Jeans Could be a Health Hazard!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7912



If Women Ran the Prison System:  http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7652



Dubya -Uncle Sam & the Flag: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7878



The  Featured Picture Category this week: MISC:
All Kinds of Strange Unclassified Stuff



http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=8



The Top News Articles & Humour for the week:



Scary but True Travel Stories About our
CongressCritters: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3823



The Newspaper You Read Tells a Lot About You!: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3827



Tech Support Responds to Problems w/ Husband 1.0: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3825



Thoughts on "Who Likes America.": http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3806



The Featured News & Humor Category this week:
Colleges,
Universities, High School, Teachers



http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.adp?joke_category_id=10



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