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"Ah, yes, divorceĀ—from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genital$ through his wallet." (Robin Williams)


"The only reason that I would take up jogging is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again." (Erma Bombeck)




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"Congratulations
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"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin
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"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the
need for therapy..."



"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this
knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."



"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've
broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."



"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." 


"If
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