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- Football Humor - From a Packers Fan
Football humor - Packers Thanks Eric in Wisc.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their Minnesota Viking commemorative stamps?
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game, the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"
The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."
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A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven (that's where all Packer fans go you know). He was talking to an angel trying to get the low down on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former Packers were in heaven. The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here." He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in heaven, everyday is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins. Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was there and as he asked, he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl. When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi, the angel replied, "No, that was God. He just thinks he's Lombardi."
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Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring ?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.
Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC Central?
A: The Wisconsin border.
Q: Why don't the Vikings like to eat soup?
A: Because they choke on the bowl
Q: What does a stolen car and the Vikings have in common?
A: No Title
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