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Vol 136, 12-26-02 - 31 Billiant Lines
Let's get ready for this last week with a few great new Pictures and Humorous articles. Now that you have survived Christmas day with family and friends - lets get ready to jump into something Strange!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body".- - - Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand)
"She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch".- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
"Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."- - - Henny Youngman
"She aught to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra."- - - Bette Midler (about Helen Reddy)
Today's Humour: - 31 Brilliant Lines
1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth.
15) How about never? Is never good for you?
24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
30) My reality check bounced.
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