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Vol 133, 12-15-02 - Strange Questions Asked of Australian Olympic Comm
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - A FEW P. J. O'ROURKE QUOTES
"My greatest fear is that I'll die and end up voting Democrat." Dead voters still on many rolls in Democrat urban areas.
"He couldn't find a freight train if he were tied to the tracks."
"One can choose to live with cockroaches, or one can choose to get rid of them."
"You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism."
P J O'ROURKE
Today's Humour: - 22 Actual Questions asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee
Here are some of the classic questions that have been asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site (Author anonymous).
2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking
8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
22. Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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