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Vol 132, 12-13-02 - 80 New & Unique Smilies
Let's get ready for the week with a few great new Pictures and Humorous articles. Get ready to jump into something Strange!
Check out the Home Page and also the New Pix of the Week: http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - AMAZING QUOTES
"Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults."- Donald R. Vance
"The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you." - Nancy Astor
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."- Mitch Ratliffe
Today's Humour: - 80 smilies - Some New Ones
:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over the Internet
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
:*) User is drunk
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
{:-) User wears a toupee
:-# User wears braces
- - -:-) User is a punk rocker
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
C=:-) User is a chef
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
@:-) User is wearing a turban
Click for All 80 : http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=2245
MOST POPULAR - HUMOUR - NEWS - PICTURES
Blonde Making a Hard Copy from Computer?: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=2266
Britney $pears - slips: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7410
Take a "scroll" on the Wooden Foot Bridge: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7324
Jet Jockey - Trouble W/ Santa & Xmas: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7437
Miss World & runners up: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7331
Great Jupiter Close Up & Moon Io: http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7404
The 2 Featured Picture Categories this week: Starz - Award Shows - Pageants
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/pictures_category_view.adp?picture_category_id=52
The Top News Articles & Humor for the week:
How 'Manly' Are You? Quiz : http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1692
16 Reasons to Serve Beer at Work: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=2976
Santa - An Engineers Perspective: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3650
Blonde on a Job Interview: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=3494
The Featured News & Humor Category this week: Work - Job - Boss Jokes
http://www.strangecosmos.com/jokes/jokes_category_view.adp?joke_category_id=19
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