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A little old lady knocked on the door of the local biker club and a big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms came to the door. She said, "I want to join your biker club."
The big guy was amused and told her she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was qualified to join. He asked, "Do you have a bike?"
She said, "Yeah, that's my Harley over there.", pointing to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asked, "Do you smoke?"
She said, "Yeah, I smoke. Four packs a day and a couple cigars when I'm shootin' pool."
The biker was impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
"No.", said the little old lady, "I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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